bagmilk:

lemme whispa in ya ear

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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twistic:

cancune:

radiogrimshaw:

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OH LORD

nothing is sacred on tumblr

(Source: michaelgclifford)

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

(Source: i.chzbgr.com)

bile-9:

shopwitme:

rare footage

these niggas was screamin like some hoes lmao

me

afrosinspace:

kaddy-kablamo:

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

Faith.

afrosinspace:

kaddy-kablamo:

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

Faith.

(Source: criminalkuntnmugshots)

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

(Source: mycroftly)

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

(Source: nosdrinker)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

profoak:

i want this tattoo’d all over my body 

(Source: gaypee)

(Source: cakejam)

alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then